My grandma is visiting and she brought me ice cream! Grandma's the best!
Of course, I was third in line. First, Mom got ALL of the chocolate and MOST of the ice cream. Then old Felix took a turn with the ice cream. "Age before beauty" is the rule around here. Finally, I took my turn and really "went to town" on the ice cream cup. When I'm finished with a dish, it's sparkly clean. I make sure to get every speck, crumb, morsel or smudge of food or drink from every dish I am entrusted to clean. I have been in training with my family since my date of adoption and have worked my way up the ladder, currently holding the title Dishwasher-in-Chief. I have polished my dishwashing skills to perfection, and am currently seeking to offer my services on a professional basis. I am having a bit of a mid-life crisis, trying to decide whether to seek employment with a professional dishwashing company, hang my own shingle and offer my dishwashing services to the public, or possibly offer college-level dishwashing courses to other aspiring dishwashers. So many decisions to make... I think I'll sleep on it.